Sorry, folks. Diabolical Plots SHOULD have opened to submissions (at 1am, Central Time), but alas — the hatch is jammed. There is a technical glitch. Our mutant hamsters have eaten our operating manual.
Apologies, all. We expect a fix towards evening, US-time. Stay tuned for updates!
ETA: This has been resolved and as of the evening of August 1st (US time) the submission portal is up and running!